Apple’s earnings are all about…
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— Apple earnings: It’s all about the capital return program
— Apple Earnings: All About the iPhone, Baby
— Apple is about to break out. Here’s why
What’s up is down…
— Apple’s sheer size is its stock’s real weakness
— Apple Runs Up Against Its Own Success
— Is Apple Too Expensive to Buy Right Now?
— Can Apple earnings top its historic last quarter?
The expectations game…
— How Apple can whiff on earnings and still beat expectations
— Apple Likely To Break ‘All Records’ In March Quarter
— Apple? Too much expectation: Cramer
— Apple will set Q2 records today, but can they live up to colossal expectations?
Irrelevant “watch” puns…
— What to watch for in Apple’s earnings
— What to ‘Watch’ in Apple’s Earnings
— Why Apple’s Watch could call time on its share price
What else can you show me?
— Apple’s Earnings — What Does It Do for an Encore?
Apple’s fiscal Q2 2015 earnings results are due out half an hour after the market close. We’ll be eavesdropping on the 5 p.m. ET (2 p.m. PT) analysts call. You can too. Here’s the link: www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/earningsq215
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