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50 Bulls**t Jobs: Quality Engineer

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Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader in Virginia writes:

Get paid to post “Quality First” stickers in manufacturing plants all day, espouse how Quality really saves instead of costing money, and write procedures that no one cares about or follows.  Then get yelled at when something goes wrong and customers are unhappy.

Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?

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