By Ellen McGirt
Updated: September 28, 2018 4:54 PM ET

Your (exhausting) week in review, in haiku:

 

1.

America’s Dad:

No pound cake in his hand, no

saggy pants to blame.

 

2.

Her voice a gentle

tremble, his an angry yelp.

Pointlessly supreme.

 

3.

This week in Googling:

“Boofing” “devil’s triangle”

“trauma and the brain”

 

4.

We’re always working

to keep your account and your

information safe.

 

5.

Happy National

Drink Beer Day! Know anyone

Who likes to drink beer?

 

Take good care this weekend.

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