By Ellen McGirt
Updated: August 10, 2018 1:43 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Charlottesville trembles;

unite-the-white, say pundits.

Kanye eats (Jim) crow.

 

2.

Guessing the Gates’s

might skip the “update” note this

holiday season

 

3.

With elan, Musk moves

markets, not board members. Four-

twenty unfriendly?

 

4.

The hate in our mouths

grows bigger online, while it

makes our hearts so small.

 

5.

Idris Elba for

Bond! And: Santa, Papa John,

anything he wants

 

Have a happy and fulfilling weekend!

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