By Ellen McGirt
Updated: March 2, 2018 12:51 PM ET

The week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Teens march, Congress frets,

a church re-marries their guns.

A triggered country.

 

2.

“I want the tariff,”

but I don’t want Alec on

T.V. (Agony)

 

3.

“Add Omarosa

to the ‘Wakanda No-Fly’

list! Thank you, The World”

 

4.

Miller time. Sookie

in drag. “Mike.” The Mooch. Becky

with the white lies. Next?

 

5.

How To Get Away

With Scandal: Supreme Shonda

prosecutes Jim Crow

 

Wishing you a scandal-free weekend. Stay strong, nor’easters.

 

 

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