By Ellen McGirt
Updated: January 19, 2018 2:34 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

And now we tell you

openly: We were all such

fools for you. Sweet (D)reams.

 

2.

I feel no need to

comment in any way on

the whole Tide pods thing.

 

3.

Beltway shut-down? Stand

up Dreamers! Showtime, Bannon?

Fake news crashes hard.

 

4.

Don’t know why…there’s cash

and legal stuff for you to

sign…Stormy Daniels.

 

5.

Dreams restored, lives saved,

angel in America,

hope. Mathilde Krim.

 

 

Wishing you a dreamy weekend.

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